I deserve to win, because when I was young I lost my mother and father. My father in Sainsbury's and my mother in Tesco.
This gave me the incentive to become a foster parent when I grew up, but looking after a tin of lager for days on end was very time consuming and I had to give it up.
Ever since then I have had nothing but bad luck, my girlfriend drowned in her sleep, which means I have been left with 16 kids who all look like Wayne Rooney. And to top it all I have just been told that my hamster died at the wheel.
So, please bring a little happiness to my life and let me win.
P.S. This is an audition for the X-factor isn't it?

I would like to win this game, as I think it will make a more suitable birthday present for my brother's upcoming celebrations than the horse's head I sent through last year.

Waddya mean "deserve to win"?
Show some respec ya liddle punk or youse'll be sleeping wid da fishes.
Hand it over now

I really want to try the game myself as apposed to reading and believing your review!!!

would you risk borrowing and upsetting my godfather who says its just the job!!plus sod and gomorrah so does all the mob!!!

Dear Boomtown X, I really deserve to win the copy of Mafia II because... then i can give it to my husband and continue to be a peaceful xbox360 widow. Without it i may actually have to talk to my husband and if this happens i'm sure to go insane and murder him! So to a: save a human (ish) life, b: stop me going to prison for murder (unless you want to be a good aliby) and c: for general sanity in my household - lemme win

I can gloat about it to my mates

I’ve been spending most my life living in a gangster's paradise. Actually I’ve been spending most my life living in the East Midlands. On a barge. Very few gangsters on the canal system. A few otters though and they can be surprisingly nasty.

Dear Boomtown X, I really deserve to win the copy of Mafia II because i fancy myself as a young Tony Soprano, althoug more likley a Paulie Walnuts!

I bought this yesterday but my cat ate it. Please sir can I have one more...?

I like that Boomtown X
Them Dons they jackin' my style
They try to copy my swagger
Line up my next suspects

Boom boom boom, gonna get you
Boom boom boom, wanna get-get
Boom boom boom, gotta get Mafia II

Dear Boomtown X, I really deserve to win the copy of Mafia II because...if i win this game my partner will have to buy me an Xbox. I have wanted one for years! Its my birthday soon, so send it my way and i can start hinting!
Cheers

Dear Boomtown X
I really deserve to win the copy of Mafia II because I
Would really enjoy to defy
The laws of the states
Take out all my Mafia mates
But I'm just to friendly a guy

Hmm. There's some interesting reasons in here.

"Dear Boomtown X, I really deserve to win the copy of Mafia II because..." i,m really crap at tiebreakers so if i dont win you;ll just confirm my crapness, so do you really want that on your conscience, i dont think so

I'm a SAHM so I really something to do when my eldest children are at school and the youngest is sleeping.. the only other choice is housework

Dear Boomtown X, I really deserve to win the copy of Mafia II because I want a game i can steal away and play, my hubby always gets to buy them first and hogs them!

Dear Boomtown X, I really deserve to win the copy of Mafia II because the shylocks after me and he's a big earner for the borgata. I havn't paid my vig and he said he'd do a piece of work unless I gave him a copy of Mafia II.

Dear Boomtown X, I really deserve to win the copy of Mafia II because im broke, im unhappy and this will cheer me and the kids up no end x

I'VE ALREADY NICKED MY SONS COPY TWICE,
I'M TOTALLY HOOKED ON THE MOB ACTION AND VICE,
HE HIDES IT, I FIND IT, I'M DRIVING HIM MAD,
SO SEND ME A COPY, IF ONLY FOR THE SAKE OF MY LAD